hannibal au where will is a lifeguard searching for whoever keeps performing unsafe cannonballs at the pool and is eventually forced to turn to dr hannonball lecter for help
#22 “In battle, side-by-side”
I am learning all I can abt the service im interviewing at tomorrow and now I can officially say to the owner of the company “I enjoy the fact that you collect old ambulances my favorite is the 77 cadillac please hire me”
NO I WILL NOT IGNORE YOU CLINGS TO YOUR FACE (im fine my breathing is leveling out ha)
[muffled] leeann please
pets u. pets :c u do it youre so good at stuff (this sounds very vague and unassuring im sorry im tired and asthma-y i cant write right) i believe in u youve already done so much so well kisskiss
shit man ignore me try to fuckin breathe.
god what if I dont do well at the interview bc I dont look very fit
I can lift an entire seventy pound dog please give me a job
but you can keep the hearts
im here. im queer. im not really trying to make a political statement right now but you’re really attractive and i just wanna let you know that the way i swing includes your general direction
Alarms will ring for eternity, the waves will break every chain on me. My bones will bleach. My flesh will flee. So help my lifeless frame to breathe.
This blog wont be ready for a while but when it is Ill tell u like literally the moment its done so I can show it off
I’ll give out the url and password to interested parties when its ready uwu
ah, yes, as opposed to natural, organic genders harvested from the Gender Tree in the far-off, mystical Gender Land
Oh I could literally just make a private blog for it and give people the password!!!
ok I’ll go about this Im excited I hope everyone else is too