posted 14 hours ago

I’m chafing in the most annoying and painful spot possible never become an emt in a place where heat is a thing

posted 18 hours ago

mrdecraprio:

excuse you

posted 20 hours ago

I’ve been waiting for my partner for two hours since my usual partner isn’t here and the other guy comes in on an eleven to seven shift

Sigh at least it’ll be an easy day

posted 21 hours ago

Oh man I just saw the tactical ALS unit an ambulance company provided to a police station and it had the rod of Asclepius replaced w an assault rifle and I was torn between disgust at having EMS associated w excessive police force and thinking “holy FUCK that’s a snake wrapped around a gun on a huge paramedic ambulance that’s so awesome”

posted 21 hours ago

take me back to the start.

(Source: sammyssoul-archive)

posted 21 hours ago

My partner on Monday (who was v nice) was complaining abt her Wednesday partner bc he’s apparently a useless cocky douchebag and oh my god I saw him today and he does indeed look like a useless cocky douchebag

posted 1 day ago

yourpersonalcheerleader:

linrenzo:

videohall:

Baby laughing while getting shots

> Rock star doctor.

I don’t care how old he will be I’m taking my future children to him

My heart!

posted 1 day ago

The Nubbins is appeased by a boiled bone

posted 1 day ago

nikaalexandra:

anyone who says cats are the only assholes has clearly never owned a dog

posted 1 day ago

uranuskin:

has there ever been one of those “sj is so bad!! tumblr is horrible!!” posts that aren’t just 10 screenshots in a row of fake posts made by anti-sj’s that other anti-sj’s thought were real because this is getting out of hand

posted 1 day ago

rumour:

Selena singing Stronger at Britney’s concert

ok but im trying to find out who the queen next to her is..

(Source: havealittle-fun)

posted 1 day ago

Birds eye view of Sophie chasing a ice cube around the Ice Cube Chasing Playpen

posted 2 days ago

(Source: dumplingnooona)

posted 2 days ago

gorlassar:

#16 “In a public place”…….coat closet at a fancy dinner…..

posted 2 days ago

robin-redbreast:

The 13 Most Common Errors on a Novel’s First Page

boazpriestly:

  • Over-explanation. This includes prologues. “Prologues are never needed. You can usually throw them in the garbage. They’re usually put on as a patch.”
  • Too much data. “You’re trying to seduce your…