posted 2 hours ago


Aaron Paul takes home Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series

posted 4 hours ago

I got into my first accident on the way to work this morning :’)

I rearended someone and OBVIOUSLY WE ARE BOTH FINE and my car is like…dented a lil

Not too awful for my first crash lmao

posted 6 hours ago

(Source: obvious-electricity)

posted 10 hours ago



White people asking me questions about my turban (part 2)

Why his white dude bro voice on point tho. Lmao.

posted 15 hours ago

she gives me the strength to go on when Im deconning the stretcher and myself for the third time in a shift

posted 16 hours ago

I want to get a cute dress and wear it w the babe

posted 18 hours ago

sophie gets so excited abt her rubber treat toy that she cries when playing w it

sophie pls control urself

posted 19 hours ago


playing FNAF like


posted 19 hours ago

I just noticed that in the ‘05 version of king kong the old lady is giving her the finger

rantin abt a giant gorilla and literally flipping her off


posted 22 hours ago

Im watching good will hunting for the first timee and OH MY GOD 

those are the best accents

lik 90% boston accents

posted 1 day ago


i cannot

posted 1 day ago

Sophie is getting so good at sit and down

She used to confuse them and do down for both but now she gets it right away!!! Claps for sophie

posted 1 day ago

I was feeling pukey and restless and lonely w/o the babe to snuggle but then I smoked a bowl and I can pretend this pillows them

posted 2 days ago

My sciatica is killing me but there is a Subway right in front of me and my perfect fat ass deserves that

posted 2 days ago

On a side note that’s slightly less upsetting I had to take my bros car into work bc mine is broken and THERES A HOOKAH IN HERE